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  "I'm dumping you, but I still want your Super Bowl tickets"

  by keyser soze in

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  i just saw this article, about a woman who dumps her boyfriend after he is diagnosed with cancer.

  the real kicker is that she still wants the super bowl tickets he bought for the two of them.

  cold-hearted bitch doesn't begin to describe her:.

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  keyser soze

  I just saw this article, about a woman who dumps her boyfriend after he is diagnosed with cancer. The real kicker is that she still wants the Super Bowl tickets he bought for the two of them. Cold-hearted bitch doesn't begin to describe her:

  http://network.yardbarker.com/all_sports/article_external/woman_dumps_man_after_hes_diagnosed_with_cancer_but_still_wants_his_super_bowl_tickets/9663937
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  So- Now that it's down to 4 teams- Who's your pick to win the Super Bowl ?

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  actually i'm happily surprised and elated that my san francisco 49ers are still alive !

  what a game for the ages, jesus.

  and i must send my condolences to all of you pittsburgh , new orleans, and green bay fans out there.

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  Beks, I remember that game well. I became a huge fan of Montana and the Niners after that, in part because I despised the Cowboys so much, and that was the play that finally knocked them off their pedastal.

  Incidentally, if you ever feel like beating your head against a wall, try convincing a Cowboys fan that Montana wasn't just trying to throw the ball away.
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  Leaving JW Tracts at the Funeral Visitation

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  jw's cannot help themselves.

  a couple who were very close friends with my wife and i when i was a jw had a few kids that grew up.

  none of their kids remained jw despite their heavy activity while growing up.

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  A co-worker told me about attending a funeral for a JW. It was either a friend, or relative(I can't remember which) of his wife's. Some JWs got their name and address off the registry and began calling on them. These people really have no shame.
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  Corny Joke Thread

  by MrFreeze in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the corny joke thread.

  post your favorite corny joke thread.

  that means no quality jokes!

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  A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve your kind in here." The mushroom replies, "Why not, I'm a fungi"
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  Corny Joke Thread

  by MrFreeze in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here's the corny joke thread.

  post your favorite corny joke thread.

  that means no quality jokes!

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  keyser soze

  Chinese word for constipation : Hung Chow.

  German word for constipatation: Fahrfrumpupen.
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  "We are not allowed to have credit cards."

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was traveling and used my credit card to buy a gift at the airport.. so the lady behind the counter flips my credit card over to look at the signature and it says "see i.d.

  " where my signature belonged.

  she asked for the i.d.. .

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  You need a credit card to call 1-900 numbers.
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  I killed some Green Beans!

  by TimeBandit in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi folks!

  i went out tonight and did a little night shooting, then i cleaned my gun and put it back together.

  i killed a can of green giant green beans, a jar of beets (i hate beets), and i took out a baking pan!

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  I've killed green beans with my bare hands. That's the kind of tough sonofabitch I am.
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  So- Now that it's down to 4 teams- Who's your pick to win the Super Bowl ?

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  actually i'm happily surprised and elated that my san francisco 49ers are still alive !

  what a game for the ages, jesus.

  and i must send my condolences to all of you pittsburgh , new orleans, and green bay fans out there.

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  keyser soze

  If, by some chance, it comes down to the ravens vs. whoever wins the NFC, then NFC all the way!

  That's how I feel. I don't have a dog in the fight anymore, so I'm rooting against the Ravens at this point. Wouldn't mind seeing the Giants come back down to earth, either.

  SF over Giants

  NE over Baltimore

  NE over SF in the Super Bowl
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  So- Now that it's down to 4 teams- Who's your pick to win the Super Bowl ?

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  actually i'm happily surprised and elated that my san francisco 49ers are still alive !

  what a game for the ages, jesus.

  and i must send my condolences to all of you pittsburgh , new orleans, and green bay fans out there.

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  keyser soze

  I'll let you know when I'm over the pain of the Packers losing, and can think more clearly.
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  43% polled actually believe Tebow has divine intervention...

  by undercover in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  are this many people really that stupid?

  43% of people polled believe that divine intervention played a part in tebow's unlikely success in leading the broncos to the playoffs.

  jesus/god really gives a shit who wins an nfl playoff game?

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  keyser soze

  That was when we had upstanding Texans like Coach Landry and Roger Staubach on the team.

  I hope you're not implying that Michael Irvin wasn't an upstanding citizen.